Shabs's Poem!

She used to do hair at hair cuttery

Now she does makeup at new id

A girl of many talents, a girl with many skills

Workin with shabs every days full of thrills

We teach her all the tricks and trades of life

Someday thanks to us she's gonna be a great wife

She looks like a doll with her little pretty face

And her little pretty dresses with the little pretty lace

She reminds me of a girl, that I, once knew

She's so in love with usher, its true

So crack a smile on people cuz shabs is around

And you know your bound to be laughin so get used to the sound!

Sabs's Poem!

Hip to the hop to the street to the belly

She moves like shakira when you see her on telly

She loves to dance, she loves to move

You'll see her on the dancefloor gettin in the groove

Works all day and all night long

Works so hard that its almost wrong

But she loves her job so its alright, right?

Goes to uni too see she's pretty bright

Works too hard this girl when does she chill?

But she can find time for nandos still

Chicken, chicken, mmm chicken

Nandos, kfc, finger lickin

In birmingham or LDN

Jumps on train and she's off again

If she sees rain, she flys to spain

This senoritas always on the go

But she lives her life to the full you no

Ella's Nan's Poem....Cuz Everyone Loves Granny!

She's little, she's cute and she's Irish

She'd be my nan if I had one wish

She'll slag you off and tear you apart

But don't get offended, there's pure gold in her heart

"I don't like you hair, your jeans are too low

Your skin looks as white as winters snow"

She'll play fancy dress, put on some glasses

Gun fingers out, sayin "brap brap" as she passes

She's the granny that everyone loves to adore

When we hear her stories we're all left wantin more

Because of her Ella's known as the girl with the nan

Everyone should meet her once in their life if they can!

Just The Way You Are, The Kerry Buns Version!

His eyes, his eyes, make him look like he's always crying

His hair, his hair, its receding im not even lyin

He's not beautiful, and he's got bad tooth decay

I know, I know, when i compliment him he won't believe me

It's so, it's so sad to think that he don't see what I see

And every time he asks me "Do I look ok?" I say...

When I see your face, I wanna shoot you from close range, I'll run you over, in my brand new car

And when you smile, the whole world thinks you're really vile

Cuz you're repulsive, just the way you are

His lips, his lips, they're dried up and they are so crusty

His laugh, his laugh, makes him look like he's got epilepsy

He repulses me, in every possible way

Oh you know you know you know I really want you to change

If perfects what you're searchin for then you are insane

So don't even bother askin if you look ok you know I'll say...

When I see your face, I wanna shoot you from close range, I'll run you over, in my brand new car

And when you smile, the whole world thinks you're really vile

Cuz you're repulsive, just the way you are

The way you are, The way you are, yeah you're repulsive, just the way you are

When I see your face, I wanna shoot you from close range, I'll run you over, in my brand new car

And when you smile, the whole world thinks you're really vile

Cuz you're repulsive, just the way you are

Callie's Birthday Poem!

Guess what it's Callie's birthday today

Lets all give her a hip hip hooray!

A special one her twenty first

But don't give her beatings, they're the worst

We don't wanna mark her flawless skin

To bruise it would be such a sin

Tonight she'll get out her party frocks

They'll look stunning with her lovely long locks

She's gonna look like such a star

You'll see her bright smile twinkling from afar

Twenty one, twenty one

Let's cheer for Callie everybody, come on!

Kelly's Poem!

She's got all the hair products money could buy

Even though she's got the same amount of hair as a guy

Hangin on a saturday every single week

Red bull and pro plus otherwise she can't speak

She smiles but she's fierce

always looking for things to pierce

Her ears or her lip or her tongue or her neck

Oh my metals detectors goin off hang on a sec

Bleep bleep oh its kelly with her bling

Tattoo on her finger that she wears like a ring

She's one hot mama

All the guys want her

But she'll only have the ones with wierd names

Like Prince or King, she won't look if you're a James!

There's just one thing that I want her to know

We all love you Kelly, and your fro!

Louise's Poem!

I love the way she lets me moan and listens to all my drama

I love the way she makes my decisions like I'm America and she's Obama

I love the way she's like the sister I always wanted but never had

I love the way that if I haven't spoke to her inside I feel sad

I love the way we're 'down with the kids' cuz we know words like 'kmt'

But I love even more that we didn't always know we had to google them to see!

I love the way she laughs at me whenever I slip or fall

I love the way she won't help me up cuz I'd make her look less cool

I love the way she's got a young head on traditional shoulders

I love the way she organises her life into lots of different folders

I love the way I call her mom 'Marie' but that's not her name

I love the way she makes me do stupid stuff when we play the yes man game

I love the way she takes a million photos at every single event

I love the way I don't need to finish a sentence and she'd know just what I meant

I love the way she goes to sleep in the middle of a club

I love the way welsh rarebit has us in stitches in the pub

I love the way she knows me she just gets what I'm about

I love the way she's the one person I just couldn't live without

I love the way that in some ways we're just like chalk and cheese

I love the way I just wrote a poem about how much I love Louise!

For the haters ;) Baa Baa Black Sheep!

I guess I'm the black sheep baa baa baa

But the one who's pushed the furthest is the one who'll go far

You can put me in a box and try to put me away

You can try the little games but I'm the girl who loves to play

Anything you can do I can do better, knock this one down and you'll wish you never met her,

I'll send you a postcard when I'm a jet-setter sayin thanks cuz its your hate that made me a go-getter

So baa baa black sheep have you any wool?

No wool sir but my cup of life is full

Not just full but it's almost overflowing, my friends fill it up with their love to keep me goin',

I'm growin', I'm learnin' and I'm knowin',

My mistakes are showin' me your owin' me an apology and honestly you're a catastrophe

You think I'm bad just check you out, you moan, you whinge, you scream, you shout

You do the hokey cokey and you shake my brain about

You fill my head with seeds of doubt, well guess what yeah I'm rippin' 'em out

They're on the ground, stampin' on 'em and I'm proud

I'm free, I'm me, absolutely.

Vanessa's Poem!

Vanessa's a funny one cuz she's so quiet

But inside her brain she's having a riot

She's lovely and sweet and shy and kind

She says the funniest things when she speaks her mind

On a night out looking through Auto Trader

Like she only came out cuz everyone made her

But she'll never let you down, she'll always come out, without a doubt

Birthdays, Christmas, Leaving do's

She'll share both the good and the bad news

We all love Vanessa and it's no surprise

There's no comparison to her smokey eyes!

By Kerry and Ella!

Nikki's Poem!

Little Nikki put her in your pocket, pocket

She's tiny but she knows how to rock it, rock it

She's got the boobs, she's got the ass, body like an hourglass, guys check her out whenever they pass

All that hair, evil stare, say's what she wants and she don't care

10 inch heels, that's how we roll

Almost as glamourous as Cheryl Cole

Without Ash, she don't need that trash, Nikki's hubby's on her like a rash

She's his princess, she's his queen, got this love that she saw in a dream

Like somethin off screen, in a movie, or maybe TV, comin at ya soon even in HD, we give you Nikki!

Kiz's Poem!

Cheesy chatup lines Kiz knows them all

"Call a girl babylotion and to your feet she'll fall"

Babylotion? Babylotion? What's all this?

I'd think anyone saying that was taking the piss

Now he's grown up, he's got a wife and he's a dad

He's passing on the tricks that he thinks he once had

Struts around the salon with his long flopping hair

"I buy hairbands from Claire's and I don't even care"

He goes into his little room and does his sales pitch

His smooth talkin lines I'm sure will one day make him rich

He'll move into a mansion, far, far away

No longer seeing me jog past his house day after day

Tasha's Poem!

If you've got it flaunt it that's the sayin, Tasha's workin that, they're the rules she's layin

She's doin it right alright, short skirt pretty tight, high heels all night, till the sun comes up and the sky is light

Drunk text, drunk call, we've had them all

Our sheep get deep and attention we reap

Fire! Fire! In the loo's, forget the fire where's the booze?

The boys are tryin, we send 'em home cryin,"Bab I'd rather have a chicken burger, I'm not even lyin"

Put her on page 3 let her pose, lose the clothes, everyone knows, she's an English rose

Natural beauty, with a duty, to be showin off her booty

Look but don't touch cuz this is my wife, gonna guard her with my life

No man's gettin past me, let me look through your love CV

If you pass this test and all the rest you get the crown, the chance to date Miss Aston-Brown!

Aysha's Poem!

This girl here she's the shot queen

Anyone who knows her will know who I mean

She can't go to the bar without getting a few

And if you don't want them she'll force them down you

She's also a wino, a bit of Blossom Hill

When you're out with Aysha that's pretty much the drill

Back in the day with me, Tracy and Tash

A hard day at work and then out on the lash

She's a hot little bellydancer doin her thing

A shake and a shimmy with her belt jingeling

Shaky shaky, jingle jingle

When she moves like that she'll never be single

Not that she would cuz she's got her Pritty

The one that used to work at B in the City

I've known them both since the start of our careers

And I'll tell you something the world needs more Aysha Miahs!

Ella's Cheesy Theme Tune!

Cheese on toast or cheese on bread

I have it in the morning and I have it before bed

Cheese and beans or cheese and ham

I eat it with my friends and I eat it with my fam

Stilton, Cheddar, Dairylea

I'm not sharing, it's all for me

You can get it in a block but I prefer a loaf

If I'm feelin greedy, I'll have both

I don't need nothing when I've got cheese

"Do you want some Ella?" Oh yes please!!

Sam's Poem!

If I had a book of 'blonde sayings' she'd be the bonus feature

You'd never ever think that she was training to be a teacher

In 10 years time when you've got kids and you're sending them to school

Miss Moore will be the one to blame when your child ends up a fool

I've known this girl forever, since we we're like 5

We're 20 now so that's 3/4's of the time we've been alive

There have been moments in these years when we haven't even spoke

But looking back I wonder why cuz she always gives me joke

There's too many memories in my mind to put them all here

But my favourite one is that something drips whenever Sam is near!

She's been called my sister what a compliment but she looks nothing like me

She only wishes that she could, she would be so lucky!

I lub sam like a fat kid loves cake

And I can't wait for another 20 years of memories to make!

Gavin's Poem!

Wednesday Crew big it up, big it up

Gaytown Crew livin it up, livin it up

You what, you what

In Vivienne Westwood he's lookin hot, lookin hot

HDD you aint seen what we do

Britain's Got Talent next year we're going through

He's got the brains, I've got the beauty

He choreographs while I shake my booty

I'll sing his praises time after time

Any where any way cuz he sings mine

He's all inked up, pierced to the max

I think thats his way of how to relax

Cuz he's pretty easy-going but his head gets a stress

His way or the highway he dont take no less

Punchin walls, goin home

His eyes see red and his mouth starts to foam

You tell him you love him and you'll go where-ever

His face lights up, did that just happen? Never!

So this is him, this is Gavin

He's a friend you're all worth havin!

Carl Hildick's Poem!

Jack and Carl went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jill sat home and had a moan, waiting to see what Jack had brought her

When Jack came down she had a frown, cuz water there was none

Jack said "Jill you're a nag" packed his bag and with that he was gone

He got on a plane with Carl again and off they flew to Oz

Jill never heard another word, he didnt even say "soz"

She'd got confused, she had been used, she thought Carl was Jack's chum

But when she found out his last name she realised Carl likes bum!

Paige's Poem!

Bam! Who's that redhead all up in the place?

That one with the Dell phone bigger than her face

Scrubbin at the toilets, scrubba-dub-dubba

The baby of the lot but we all gotta love her

We thought you were a shy girl, silent, shush

But you come and had a try girl, when that blondie got the push

You came out of your shell and out of hibernation

Dyed your hair red, look at Miss Sophistication

One of the girls now, one of the team

Mixin with the best, oh just livin out the dream!

Louisa's poem!

Louisa wears extensions but she's got a long bob

When she doesn't wear them she think's she looks a knob

But she's got wicked hair, the face and body to match

Tall, slim, long legs, oh she is a catch

Her sense of humour's so dry it needs cocoa butter

She's dripping in sarcasm, she's a right little nutter

Madder than mad but none of it's bad

for the fact that I met her I'm gladder than glad!

Michael's Poem!

This is a poem for our lovely Michael, who's days depend on the moons cycle

Half moon he's happy, full moon he's sad, the days with no moon are the best he's ever had!

Mike oh Mike shall I tell you what he's like

The boys a diva, aint shy about it either, skies the limit, he's an achiever

He'll do your hair and your makeup and then he'll do your nails

If you need cheerin up then Michael never fails

He'll do a little dance, have a little prance, you can tell he's the shit you can tell by his stance

Rockin it up in New ID, rockin it up all "me, me, me!" but wait and see, he's one of the nicest there could be

Apart from me, obviously, he sure is a good'en but I'm the queen bee!

Ella's Poem!

She's got furs around her neck she's got sparkle in her eyes

The girl's got an ass but her nan's got bigger thighs

Beyonce don't compare to her and neither does Rihanna

She's the new American dream don't you know she lives with Hannah?
Take her down the pub for a burger and a beer

Len'll come too, come on give our Len a cheer!

She's got a crazy mind but we love her oh we love her

A girl like Ella Prince oh you'll never find another!