For the haters ;) Baa Baa Black Sheep!

I guess I'm the black sheep baa baa baa

But the one who's pushed the furthest is the one who'll go far

You can put me in a box and try to put me away

You can try the little games but I'm the girl who loves to play

Anything you can do I can do better, knock this one down and you'll wish you never met her,

I'll send you a postcard when I'm a jet-setter sayin thanks cuz its your hate that made me a go-getter

So baa baa black sheep have you any wool?

No wool sir but my cup of life is full

Not just full but it's almost overflowing, my friends fill it up with their love to keep me goin',

I'm growin', I'm learnin' and I'm knowin',

My mistakes are showin' me your owin' me an apology and honestly you're a catastrophe

You think I'm bad just check you out, you moan, you whinge, you scream, you shout

You do the hokey cokey and you shake my brain about

You fill my head with seeds of doubt, well guess what yeah I'm rippin' 'em out

They're on the ground, stampin' on 'em and I'm proud

I'm free, I'm me, absolutely.

Vanessa's Poem!

Vanessa's a funny one cuz she's so quiet

But inside her brain she's having a riot

She's lovely and sweet and shy and kind

She says the funniest things when she speaks her mind

On a night out looking through Auto Trader

Like she only came out cuz everyone made her

But she'll never let you down, she'll always come out, without a doubt

Birthdays, Christmas, Leaving do's

She'll share both the good and the bad news

We all love Vanessa and it's no surprise

There's no comparison to her smokey eyes!

By Kerry and Ella!

Nikki's Poem!

Little Nikki put her in your pocket, pocket

She's tiny but she knows how to rock it, rock it

She's got the boobs, she's got the ass, body like an hourglass, guys check her out whenever they pass

All that hair, evil stare, say's what she wants and she don't care

10 inch heels, that's how we roll

Almost as glamourous as Cheryl Cole

Without Ash, she don't need that trash, Nikki's hubby's on her like a rash

She's his princess, she's his queen, got this love that she saw in a dream

Like somethin off screen, in a movie, or maybe TV, comin at ya soon even in HD, we give you Nikki!

Kiz's Poem!

Cheesy chatup lines Kiz knows them all

"Call a girl babylotion and to your feet she'll fall"

Babylotion? Babylotion? What's all this?

I'd think anyone saying that was taking the piss

Now he's grown up, he's got a wife and he's a dad

He's passing on the tricks that he thinks he once had

Struts around the salon with his long flopping hair

"I buy hairbands from Claire's and I don't even care"

He goes into his little room and does his sales pitch

His smooth talkin lines I'm sure will one day make him rich

He'll move into a mansion, far, far away

No longer seeing me jog past his house day after day

Tasha's Poem!

If you've got it flaunt it that's the sayin, Tasha's workin that, they're the rules she's layin

She's doin it right alright, short skirt pretty tight, high heels all night, till the sun comes up and the sky is light

Drunk text, drunk call, we've had them all

Our sheep get deep and attention we reap

Fire! Fire! In the loo's, forget the fire where's the booze?

The boys are tryin, we send 'em home cryin,"Bab I'd rather have a chicken burger, I'm not even lyin"

Put her on page 3 let her pose, lose the clothes, everyone knows, she's an English rose

Natural beauty, with a duty, to be showin off her booty

Look but don't touch cuz this is my wife, gonna guard her with my life

No man's gettin past me, let me look through your love CV

If you pass this test and all the rest you get the crown, the chance to date Miss Aston-Brown!

Aysha's Poem!

This girl here she's the shot queen

Anyone who knows her will know who I mean

She can't go to the bar without getting a few

And if you don't want them she'll force them down you

She's also a wino, a bit of Blossom Hill

When you're out with Aysha that's pretty much the drill

Back in the day with me, Tracy and Tash

A hard day at work and then out on the lash

She's a hot little bellydancer doin her thing

A shake and a shimmy with her belt jingeling

Shaky shaky, jingle jingle

When she moves like that she'll never be single

Not that she would cuz she's got her Pritty

The one that used to work at B in the City

I've known them both since the start of our careers

And I'll tell you something the world needs more Aysha Miahs!

Ella's Cheesy Theme Tune!

Cheese on toast or cheese on bread

I have it in the morning and I have it before bed

Cheese and beans or cheese and ham

I eat it with my friends and I eat it with my fam

Stilton, Cheddar, Dairylea

I'm not sharing, it's all for me

You can get it in a block but I prefer a loaf

If I'm feelin greedy, I'll have both

I don't need nothing when I've got cheese

"Do you want some Ella?" Oh yes please!!