Straight From The Bottle

Tonight wine is my friend, tonight wine is my lover

Tonight wine can make me feel like no other

Tear stained face, I havent dressed today

Sometimes you just need to hide away

Wine brings me comfort in this hour of need

But wine also causes my thoughts to breed

My heads in a spin thinking that, thinking this

Just me, my thoughts, and my sweet ros

é

bliss

Trying to write and I'm getting nowhere

So I walk to the kitchen but the freezer is bare

There's 2 things I want; I want Ben I want Jerry,

But I already ate it playing 'Let's feel sorry for Kerry'

I need to look in the mirror and give myself a slap

But if I stand up I'll spill my wine in my lap

Tomorrow I'll wake up with a fuzzy head

But it's a new day the moment I step out of bed

The Kerry Buns we know, always wearing a smile

Will be back for good cuz Kerry today is vile

I've lost my touch, this poem is SHIT

At least it stopped me crying for a little bit

Back to my wine , my best friend for tonight

A few hours with wine and my future looks bright.

Shabs's Poem!

She used to do hair at hair cuttery

Now she does makeup at new id

A girl of many talents, a girl with many skills

Workin with shabs every days full of thrills

We teach her all the tricks and trades of life

Someday thanks to us she's gonna be a great wife

She looks like a doll with her little pretty face

And her little pretty dresses with the little pretty lace

She reminds me of a girl, that I, once knew

She's so in love with usher, its true

So crack a smile on people cuz shabs is around

And you know your bound to be laughin so get used to the sound!

Sabs's Poem!

Hip to the hop to the street to the belly

She moves like shakira when you see her on telly

She loves to dance, she loves to move

You'll see her on the dancefloor gettin in the groove

Works all day and all night long

Works so hard that its almost wrong

But she loves her job so its alright, right?

Goes to uni too see she's pretty bright

Works too hard this girl when does she chill?

But she can find time for nandos still

Chicken, chicken, mmm chicken

Nandos, kfc, finger lickin

In birmingham or LDN

Jumps on train and she's off again

If she sees rain, she flys to spain

This senoritas always on the go

But she lives her life to the full you no

Ella's Nan's Poem....Cuz Everyone Loves Granny!

She's little, she's cute and she's Irish

She'd be my nan if I had one wish

She'll slag you off and tear you apart

But don't get offended, there's pure gold in her heart

"I don't like you hair, your jeans are too low

Your skin looks as white as winters snow"

She'll play fancy dress, put on some glasses

Gun fingers out, sayin "brap brap" as she passes

She's the granny that everyone loves to adore

When we hear her stories we're all left wantin more

Because of her Ella's known as the girl with the nan

Everyone should meet her once in their life if they can!

Just The Way You Are, The Kerry Buns Version!

His eyes, his eyes, make him look like he's always crying

His hair, his hair, its receding im not even lyin

He's not beautiful, and he's got bad tooth decay

I know, I know, when i compliment him he won't believe me

It's so, it's so sad to think that he don't see what I see

And every time he asks me "Do I look ok?" I say...

When I see your face, I wanna shoot you from close range, I'll run you over, in my brand new car

And when you smile, the whole world thinks you're really vile

Cuz you're repulsive, just the way you are

His lips, his lips, they're dried up and they are so crusty

His laugh, his laugh, makes him look like he's got epilepsy

He repulses me, in every possible way

Oh you know you know you know I really want you to change

If perfects what you're searchin for then you are insane

So don't even bother askin if you look ok you know I'll say...

When I see your face, I wanna shoot you from close range, I'll run you over, in my brand new car

And when you smile, the whole world thinks you're really vile

Cuz you're repulsive, just the way you are

The way you are, The way you are, yeah you're repulsive, just the way you are

When I see your face, I wanna shoot you from close range, I'll run you over, in my brand new car

And when you smile, the whole world thinks you're really vile

Cuz you're repulsive, just the way you are

Callie's Birthday Poem!

Guess what it's Callie's birthday today

Lets all give her a hip hip hooray!

A special one her twenty first

But don't give her beatings, they're the worst

We don't wanna mark her flawless skin

To bruise it would be such a sin

Tonight she'll get out her party frocks

They'll look stunning with her lovely long locks

She's gonna look like such a star

You'll see her bright smile twinkling from afar

Twenty one, twenty one

Let's cheer for Callie everybody, come on!

Kelly's Poem!

She's got all the hair products money could buy

Even though she's got the same amount of hair as a guy

Hangin on a saturday every single week

Red bull and pro plus otherwise she can't speak

She smiles but she's fierce

always looking for things to pierce

Her ears or her lip or her tongue or her neck

Oh my metals detectors goin off hang on a sec

Bleep bleep oh its kelly with her bling

Tattoo on her finger that she wears like a ring

She's one hot mama

All the guys want her

But she'll only have the ones with wierd names

Like Prince or King, she won't look if you're a James!

There's just one thing that I want her to know

We all love you Kelly, and your fro!